"Who got shot?" To the tune of the WTHR theme

My wife and I often sing "who got shot" every time we hear the chime for a WTHR alert, bc it seems every alert is about a shooting. OR you get 3 alerts within an hour about Peyton Manning. Love me some Peyton, but dont need 3 alerts each time he says something regarding his retirement. One that says he is going to speak is enough. Also, seems the news is outdated once you scroll past first couple stories. I much prefer USA today for news. But I do like some local, so I keep this too.

-bb about WTHR